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Sometimes, it helps to consider the recipient before you put pen to paper, so here is some Happy Birthday note inspiration you can use when writing cards to Mum, Dad, family and friends. Birthday messages for Mum

Isn't it nice here in the cellar? Right, keep your eyes closed, run downstairs and count to ten before you start, OK? OW! Right! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Well, that's us safe for a couple of hours. No one understands me better than you. I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come! Simple, minimalistic and yes — professional. Ending your card or letter with a simple ‘Best’ will keep the whole tone of the message formal. Can I have your names? Richie, these are my friends that you said I could invite - Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog.Oh! Get the ambulance! We haven't got an ambulance! Anyway, we don't need one because I've just had a fantastic idea! Oh, God! Oh, God! I'll never walk again! I'll never play tennis! You'll have to carry me to the toilet! You'll see my knob! Right, just relax, because you might feel a moment's discomfort! OK. Happy Birthday to my wife. Wishing a lovely birthday to the one that still makes my heart skip a beat!

As you celebrate your birthday, may you continue to inspire and put laughter on the faces of those you encounter. I wish you experience pure happiness in life and that you never abandon your dreams. I thought, "Let's just have a nice little private party, "me, Eddie and his two great mates!" We're the hard core, aren't we? Come on! Drinks all round! So Er, mate Tell me about this road sign. Well, how many ways are there? Well, you'll come first, second or third, won't you? Well, how many people are gonna be there? Well, a few thousand. Every day is special when I am with you. But today is an extra special day because it’s your birthday, and I’m glad to share the day with you. Happy Birthday. Marriage is all about collaboration: We chat, we discuss the options…then we both agree to do it my way! Have the best birthday.My name is Richard Richard! I'm the birthday boy, and don't you ever forget it! - You're the birthday boy, are you? - Yes.

Sometimes, you have the perfect card in mind for your friend or loved one, but don’t know what to write inside. Here are some Happy Birthday sayings you can use to complement that perfect funny card, that inspiring card or just to say “Happy Birthday” from the heart. Funny birthday greetings I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday to the best husband.Right, Sardines is a game, right? One of us goes and hides and the others have to look for him, but when they find him, they hide with him and they snog with him if they want to If they're a bird, right? Which we're not so we won't. Oh, great, look! It's "War and Peace"! And it's only just started! What a crap film! I knew it was going to end like that. Got to be in the Guinness Book of Records by now! Where is everybody? I know I'm great at Sardines but this is ridiculous! Is that it, then? Is that the telly done for the night? I've got me "Emmerdale Farm" compilation on video if you fancy it. I’m proud of you because you never give up on your dreams, and that takes an extraordinary amount of determination and perseverance.

Happy Birthday to the man who has taught me everything I know. I am so privileged call you my Dad. Have the best birthday! If you’re eager for a response, it’s best not to go overboard. However, it’s also not a terrible idea to show that you’re excited and appropriately eager with a semi-enthusiastic ending such as this one.I am glad about everything that happened in my life because it led me to you. Happy Birthday, you deserve the world. Oh, Eddie, you haven't! Oh, what a pal you are! Madame Swish! Ooh-er! God, at last I'm really gonna do it! And on my birthday as well! Ooh! I wonder what she's like? She's a dead cert, mate. On this special day, my wish for you is to take steps and believe the power is in you to move beyond boundaries and be what you want to be. Happy Birthday.