Mouse Jokes!: Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

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What did the man say when he got fired from his job as a rodent keeper? "I'm not going to be a Mice Guy anymore." Mice may be tiny creatures, but they’ve found their way into our hearts and our funny bones! In this lighthearted collection of over 97+ mouse jokes, we’re going to whisk you away into the world of rodent humor. How did the mice in the house communicate when the homeowner got a cat? The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks.

after trying to get away for hours, they gave up and accepted their fate. Soon enough everybody got hungry. The tiger proposed that they start by eating the weakest animal, the cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said: “if you touch the lion, I’ll hurt you so bad” What interface was made in medieval times with the help of a mouse made from dragon poop? The 'dragon drop' interface.Mice are probably the only creatures that freak us out, despite these small furry mice actually being adorable. I asked my mouse friend for advice, and it said, “Just be yourself, unless you can be a mouse. Then, always be a mouse.”

Once, a mouse auditioned for a singing competition. It performed so well that the judges exclaimed, “That was un-mouse-ual! You’re destined to be a superstar!” Why did the mouse become a motivational speaker? Because it knew how to inspire others to chase their cheese! What did the husband and wife mouse do after arguing over the last piece of cheese? They broke it in half and compro-miced. If the computer had been a human, the mouse would be its favorite pet. Here is a list of digital rodent jokes and mouse humor about the computer mouse that doesn't bite. In this computer mouse joke list, you will even find some mouse riddles.

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A group of mice decided to start a band. They played such a perfect melody that they called themselves the “Harmonious Rodents”! A girl cat asked her boyfriend cat where her mouse stuffed animal was. He says “that was a stuffed animal? I thought it was real so I ate it!” She wails in horror: “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE MICE THINGS” Two mice were talking about their favorite movies. One mouse said, “I loved ‘The Mousetrix,’ it was so mind-bending!” The other mouse replied, “Yeah, but ‘Mice Age’ was a real tear-jerker.” Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising.