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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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What this book is, is the best Coffee table book or reading material for the guest bathroom when you have unwanted house-guests that has ever been devised. Ok so while this is only like 5 pages long and the entire thing is silly, I'm still not comfortable with digs at antisemitism and anti-immigration. I can confirm that our familial relationship is healthier and happier than ever, and I feel comfortable knowing that she is equipped to keep herself pure in this dark world. Written in a simple Q and A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms? and yet, they miss a few opportunities, which is just as jarring to a reader as encountering all the italics in the first place.

Wrapping your cat in a bandolier will help ensure he’s ready for trouble wherever he goes, whether it’s out in the neighborhood, using his litter box, or even snuggled in his favorite blanket. One of my cats fall asleep while reading it to them tho, so I'm not sure he will be sufficiently prepared for the eventual collapse of civilization. captioned: Above is a depiction of the inevitable nightmare that awaits our great nation should we fail to teach our cats about evolution and creationism. It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm.

Because honestly, it feels like the only people who will actually like this book are the people it's ostensibly making fun of, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

It starts with gun safety, and strolls right along into other easy targets like evolution and abstinence. i enjoyed the first chapter, which is the one about gun safety, but the book taken as a whole was like being hammered over the head relentlessly by the same joke, diminishing my enjoyment. and maybe that's a better way to appreciate them, instead of reading them all back-to-back like this, because, like dave foley, BOY, did it get old fast. I mean, I’m the liberal that is trying to destroy our democracy (so eloquently referenced at regular intervals throughout), and I still love this book.

We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. Or, in the section on Satanism, the author refers to Wicca as “watered down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses. The importance of cats to national defense is something that has been understood by many of our greatest presidents, from Abraham Lincoln to George W.

It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again!

All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up. Just as legalizing homosexuality is a slippery slope that will inevitably lead to people wanting to marry children and horses, legalizing marijuana can have only similarly disastrous repercussions. The phenomenon of cats taking pictures of themselves, or "sel furries," has become one of the most popular activities for cats to engage in online. although i do appreciate the continuation of the "birds are evil" theme, because they're just awful. Educate your cat now about how horrible birds are; otherwise, later you risk birds' teaching your cat a lesson of their own…a lesson in murder.

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